Post by Le Biker on Apr 7, 2009 0:39:27 GMT -5
We're in a car. See, there's a reason why you and I are in a car. Throughout my various escapades across the nation, you were the only one to successfully determine my true Identity.
Can I ask you a question?
You just did. Would you like another?
Why is your voice all nasally? It really makes you a lot less intimidating.
I'm sending this recording to CRF. I can't have them recognizing my voice, now can I?
I guess not.
Now, like I said, unlike everyone else who merely accepted what I did, you fought back. I'll admit it caught me off guard. you somehow removed my mask. I still remember the look on your face. I'd show the good people of CRF that very look, but your blindfolded. Why are you blindfolded, Matt Cunningham?
Because you put a blindfold on me?
No, it's because I cannot allow you to see where we are going. See, we're going on a mystic journey, and I can't have you aware of what's going on.
Why are we going on a Journey?
To teach you a lesson, Matt Cunningham. See, I have many enemies out there, I think I'm almost up to four these days! I can't have people I don't even know getting in the way of my operations, especially when they are not my enemies. You understand, don't you Matt?
Listen, you crazy bastard, I don't have time just let me the f-OUCH!
You shouldn't Struggle. After all, you are tied to that chair with barbed wire.
You sick son of a beeotch...
Now, here comes the best part of my lesson. This is just a tame example of what will happen to anyone who gets in my way, before of after I arrive at CRF.
Where are you going!? Did you just jump out of the car!?! DUDE!! WHAT THE F-!!!
CRASH!!!
The Mystery Man is Coming!
Can I ask you a question?
You just did. Would you like another?
Why is your voice all nasally? It really makes you a lot less intimidating.
I'm sending this recording to CRF. I can't have them recognizing my voice, now can I?
I guess not.
Now, like I said, unlike everyone else who merely accepted what I did, you fought back. I'll admit it caught me off guard. you somehow removed my mask. I still remember the look on your face. I'd show the good people of CRF that very look, but your blindfolded. Why are you blindfolded, Matt Cunningham?
Because you put a blindfold on me?
No, it's because I cannot allow you to see where we are going. See, we're going on a mystic journey, and I can't have you aware of what's going on.
Why are we going on a Journey?
To teach you a lesson, Matt Cunningham. See, I have many enemies out there, I think I'm almost up to four these days! I can't have people I don't even know getting in the way of my operations, especially when they are not my enemies. You understand, don't you Matt?
Listen, you crazy bastard, I don't have time just let me the f-OUCH!
You shouldn't Struggle. After all, you are tied to that chair with barbed wire.
You sick son of a beeotch...
Now, here comes the best part of my lesson. This is just a tame example of what will happen to anyone who gets in my way, before of after I arrive at CRF.
Where are you going!? Did you just jump out of the car!?! DUDE!! WHAT THE F-!!!
CRASH!!!
The Mystery Man is Coming!