A new tag team forms

[Booger "The Sex Machine"]

The newest CRF interview guy, Haywood Jablowme is backstage trying to interview superstars. He hears a really loud burping sound and makes a funny face as Booger comes walking down the hallway. Haywood stops Booger for a brief interview.

Haywood says "Booger, I have heard rumors that you had a big announcement to make regarding the CRF. Can you comment on this for us?"

Booger flashes a big grin that reveasls his greenish-yellow stained and rotted teeth, some of which are filled with food particles. He smacks his lips as he talks and manages to spit all over the camera lens.

WOOO WEEE. You are right Haywood, I do have something that has been on my mind recently.

Suddenly Booger makes a pained expression and grabs his stomach. He bends over slightly and extends one of his hands out. He then lets out a very lengthy and horrible sounding fart and makes several faces as he does so. Haywood and the camera man turn and run in horror as Booger fires off a few smaller rounds. When he finishes he looks around and comments.

Wait, that was not what I wanted to say in my interview. I was going to talk about my new tag team partner. Get back here and let me finish.

Booger starts running after Haywood and the camera man but then stops just a short distance. He begins to pant and wheeze loudly and attempts to catch his breath.

So this is what they call exercise? I think I need to eat something to get my strength back. Maybe some nice chocolate cuppy cakes.

Booger just stands there drooling at the thought of some cupcakes.

TBC my new tag partner

[johnsmokeybones]

Haywood Jablowme and his camera man ran all the way down the hall and stoped to catch their breaths, when Smokey walks up to them wondering why they were running in the first place. They explained that they had just tried to interveiw Booger when he began farting uncontrollably and they had to flee for their lives. Haywood Jablowme said that they were there to interveiw superstars.

Smokey: Wel, he most of the time does that. Booger is someone you have to be careful around. I mean look at me, have you ever wondered why im blue. Well that has nothing to do with him, but I can probably tell you what all the commotion is about.

Haywood Jablowme said ok, well lets hear it from a not so smelly superstar.

Smokey: What Booger was going to announce was that I will be his tag team partner, if he accepts. We might even call our tag team,"hot stuff" or something like that.

Just then Smokey grabbes his belly and rips a gigantic fart. Then he puts his hand on his rear and sighs.

Smokey: That was a close one. I thought that I might have sharted but I think that I might have a case of the "squeeky cheeks".

Smokey walks very slowly away to the bathroom, leaving Haywood Jablowme and his camera man stuned and now knowing why they got chosen to do the interveiws this week.